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23rd April 2012

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fassbenderthewlislover:

it’s quite funny listening to a twilight fan explain why twilight is better than harry potter- their epic fails they include that make me ROFL are as Follows are:
Just the classic “Harry Potter is so crap”- Harry Potter beat Twishite at cinema viewings and making more money. 
“Edward is more of a hero than stupid Harry Potter”- Right let me get this straight you like a vampire who sparkles in the sun and does not burn to ashes - sound a little gay? Plus he has been a teenager for a while and it has taken him over a hundred years to find a girl—- whereas Harry got rid of a dark wizard when he was a baby and fought throughout his school life and whilst doing this he achieved a couple of girlfriends which is probably more than Edward ever got in his 100 years of living&#160;!!
“Remus Lupin and Sirius Black aren’t proper Werewolfs and J.K Rowling stole the idea off Jacob and the wolf pack from Meyer” —- Are you fucking kidding me — First of all do you really think J.K would go out of her way to read Twishite? …. I don’t think so. Plus if your talking about werewolfs, dogs or “shapeshifters” (as one crazed Twilight fan pointed out to me) Remus and Sirius would kick Jacobs ass and tear him to shreds single handedly. Remus and Sirius are also more realistic to some of the old horror stories that were told in traditional books and films and not a 6 pack guy who gets angry, takes his shirt off every second and gets pissed off because he couldn’t fuck Bella and then buggers off with her daughter—yeah REALLY Scary. 
“Twilight has got more awards than Harry Potter” — Yeah on MTV or Kids Choice Awards where the viewers are crazy girls who should be in a cell or asylum because all they are doing when the poll is open is refreshing the page and clicking the same things over and over again whereas Potter got nominated Oscars and won many BAFTA’s which are real awards - has Twilight ever been in them or won loads —— NO&#160;!!!
“Bella is a hero whereas Hermione is just a fail- Bella is someone who we should all look up to , she saved the man of her dreams life in Italy and sacrificed his life for him” —- Right oh let me think what hermione did&#160;: Defeated and help Harry save the Philosopher’s Stone in her first year from Voldemort when she was 11 , Help Harry and Ron solve most of the secrets leading to the Chamber of secrets when she was 12 , went back in time without getting caught and saved an innocent man along with punching the school bully who was a boy when she was 13, Proved to everyone that even though you’re a geek you can still be the most beautiful girl in school and go out with hottest guy ever when she was 14, she encouraged Harry when she was 15 to set up Dumbledore’s arrmy and also fought against the most powerful death eaters risking her life for her best friend, she agreed to go with Harry to fight off horcuxes to defeat the most powerful dark wizard when she was 16 whilst tackling the fact that the boy of her dreams was dating someone else and then finally when she was 17 she helped Harry destroy Horcuxes, putting her life in danger several amount of times through her knowledge and bravery and saved the Wizarding world even though she was still a teenager— Do I need to say much more&#160;?! 

So Overall I think these are the lazy facts of Twishite and how Harry Potter beats it’s ass by a Mile.  I know a storm will brew over the Twishite fans and more lousy excuses will appear but to be honest they need to be taught a lesson and soon they will see their foolishness :P 

fassbenderthewlislover:

it’s quite funny listening to a twilight fan explain why twilight is better than harry potter- their epic fails they include that make me ROFL are as Follows are:

  • Just the classic “Harry Potter is so crap”- Harry Potter beat Twishite at cinema viewings and making more money. 
  • “Edward is more of a hero than stupid Harry Potter”- Right let me get this straight you like a vampire who sparkles in the sun and does not burn to ashes - sound a little gay? Plus he has been a teenager for a while and it has taken him over a hundred years to find a girl—- whereas Harry got rid of a dark wizard when he was a baby and fought throughout his school life and whilst doing this he achieved a couple of girlfriends which is probably more than Edward ever got in his 100 years of living !!
  • “Remus Lupin and Sirius Black aren’t proper Werewolfs and J.K Rowling stole the idea off Jacob and the wolf pack from Meyer” —- Are you fucking kidding me — First of all do you really think J.K would go out of her way to read Twishite? …. I don’t think so. Plus if your talking about werewolfs, dogs or “shapeshifters” (as one crazed Twilight fan pointed out to me) Remus and Sirius would kick Jacobs ass and tear him to shreds single handedly. Remus and Sirius are also more realistic to some of the old horror stories that were told in traditional books and films and not a 6 pack guy who gets angry, takes his shirt off every second and gets pissed off because he couldn’t fuck Bella and then buggers off with her daughter—yeah REALLY Scary. 
  • “Twilight has got more awards than Harry Potter” — Yeah on MTV or Kids Choice Awards where the viewers are crazy girls who should be in a cell or asylum because all they are doing when the poll is open is refreshing the page and clicking the same things over and over again whereas Potter got nominated Oscars and won many BAFTA’s which are real awards - has Twilight ever been in them or won loads —— NO !!!
  • “Bella is a hero whereas Hermione is just a fail- Bella is someone who we should all look up to , she saved the man of her dreams life in Italy and sacrificed his life for him” —- Right oh let me think what hermione did : Defeated and help Harry save the Philosopher’s Stone in her first year from Voldemort when she was 11 , Help Harry and Ron solve most of the secrets leading to the Chamber of secrets when she was 12 , went back in time without getting caught and saved an innocent man along with punching the school bully who was a boy when she was 13, Proved to everyone that even though you’re a geek you can still be the most beautiful girl in school and go out with hottest guy ever when she was 14, she encouraged Harry when she was 15 to set up Dumbledore’s arrmy and also fought against the most powerful death eaters risking her life for her best friend, she agreed to go with Harry to fight off horcuxes to defeat the most powerful dark wizard when she was 16 whilst tackling the fact that the boy of her dreams was dating someone else and then finally when she was 17 she helped Harry destroy Horcuxes, putting her life in danger several amount of times through her knowledge and bravery and saved the Wizarding world even though she was still a teenager— Do I need to say much more ?! 
  • So Overall I think these are the lazy facts of Twishite and how Harry Potter beats it’s ass by a Mile.  I know a storm will brew over the Twishite fans and more lousy excuses will appear but to be honest they need to be taught a lesson and soon they will see their foolishness :P 

Tagged: TwishiteWhy Harry Potter is Better than TwilightHarry Potter VS TwilightI hate TwilightHarry Potter

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